What do 5 million people have in common?
They are all to be banned from approaching Heathrow airport as members of the National Trust, Woodland Trust, RSPB, Greenpeace, Friends of the Earth and the Campaign to Protect Rural England.
What a sight it will be to see commuters on the Piccadilly line, or lads nipping off for a knees up in a European city hiding behind a rubbish bin, or breaking down in tears confessing to our well armed police officers seeking out terrorists, that they forgot to cancel that direct debit that maintains their membership of the National Trust and therefore are law breakers in defiance of the injunction.
Motorists on the M25 and M4 will be swerving from lane to lane as they rummage in the glove box for the receipt they were given when they visited that bird sanctuary last year just in case they signed up to the RSPB.
What planet would a judge have to be on to allow that one to slip through under the guise of stopping Swampy and friends from disrupting CO2 gushing flights leaving the capital’s best known airport?
Apparently this one.
If this wasn’t actually happening, you’d have to wonder if you were still asleep.
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